Extensive research has revealed that your favorite Luck Charms determines what you're like in bed!  Yes, it's true...just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality.

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Simply select (Click on) your favorite Lucky Charm to reveal your bedroom personality.

 

Pink Hearts

Yellow Moons

Orange Stars

Green Clovers

Blue Diamonds

Purple Horseshoes

Those Icky Oat Bits

 

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Pink Hearts:  If you like the Pink Hearts, you're the romantic type.  You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases in your ear and, is (s)he's to distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables.  People who like Pink Hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.

 

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Yellow Moons:  If you're the Yellow Moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own.  You prefer to lie back...and wait for your partner to jump on you and expose his/her needs verbally or non-verbally.  People who like Yellow Moons usually owns several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them.  Keep your eyes for anyone who eats all the Yellow Moons out of their cereal as soon as they open the box.

 

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Orange Stars:  If your favorite shape is the Orange Star, you expect to be the center of attention in bed.  You expect your partner to spend most of his/her time pleasing you and when you do something for him/her, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause.  People who like Orange Stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to to be able to watch themselves having a good time.  They often moan out their own names while making love.

 

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Green Clovers:  If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the Green Clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed.  You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you.  You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them till they cheer up.

 

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Blue Diamonds:  If your favorite marshmallow shape is the Blue Diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later.  "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind.  People who like Blue Diamonds have a notebook of pre-printed fill-in-the-blank palimony suite forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.

 

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Purple Horseshoes:  If Purple Horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped.  You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swing sets, and chocolate pudding.  Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes Purple Horseshoes --- (s)he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?

 

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Those Icky Oat Bits:  Those little oat bits aren't marshmallows at all, YOU IDIOT!!!  If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't have sex anyway and don't need to read this article.  People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants or librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in Rock Music.  People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.

 

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